I have so much glitter and dust in my nose from work. I seriously can not stop sneezing. Fml!
Shit. I need to go to sleep. Like now. I have to be up at 8 tomorrow. Then when I get off Seth and I are running to Denver for the Devil Wears Prada show. Then I have to come home and go to sleep, and wake up at 9 am the next day for a nine hour shift. Luckily I have Sunday and Monday off to sleep in, but shit, Im going to be bitchy. BUT! Seeing my favorite band live and hopefully having...
Playboy: Vanessa is French. Are French women different from American women?
Johnny Depp: They speak French better.
Playboy: Beyond that.
Johnny Depp: You know Vanessa could have been anything – Icelandic, Armenian, Egyptian, whatever. It would have hit me with the same force. I wouldn’t say that it was the French thing.
Playboy: How did you meet?
Johnny Depp: We met briefly years ago. I remember thinking, Ouch. It was just hello, but the contact was electric. That was in 1993. It wasn’t until 1998, when I went to do the Polanski film The Ninth Gate and was in the lobby of the hotel, getting messages. I turned around and across the lobby saw this back. She had on a dress with an exposed back. I thought, Wow. Suddenly the back turned and she looked at me. I walked right over, and there were those eyes again. I knew it was her. She asked, “Do you remember me?” I said, “Oh yeah.” We had a drink, and it was over with at that point. I knew I was in big trouble.
Playboy: What was different about his relationship?
Johnny Depp: Everything. After we started dating I worked a long, long day and night, and I came home, back to my apartment in Paris, at three or four in the morning. Vanessa was there, and she was cooking for me. That’s not to say that a woman must cook for a man – that’s not what I’m saying – but it took me by surprise. It was a whole new ball game for me. I’d never experienced that before. It was like she was a woman not afraid to be a woman. I hope that doesn’t sound weird or sexist, because it’s not. I’m totally in agreement that women are the stronger, smarter, more evolved sex.
Playboy: Have you considered marriage?
Johnny Depp: Sure, but it would be a shame to ruin her last name. It’s so perfect – Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It’s like a flat note. But for all intents and purposes, we are married. We have two kids together, and she’s the woman of my life. If she ever said, “Hey, let’s get hitched,” I would do it in a second. We’ll do it if the kids want us to, or maybe when the kids are old enough to enjoy it with us.
They are such beautiful humans
I am closing on Black Friday. I have a feeling I am going to be there until midnight. People just don’t shop at Hobby Lobby. They trash the whole fucking store, and touch every single item, and open shit, and spill shit on the floor to test paint colors. Don’t you people realize there are people who have to stay 2 or even 3 hours after you leave and clean up after you? Beauty of...
I went to Hilltop Baptist. And the two old pigs and that fat bitch were some of my teachers. This disgusts me. I hope they all rot in hell. http://www.kktv.com/video/?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=6465198 Oh and the bitch being accused of it is the daughter and niece of those two pigs. Back in the day her and her sisters were the shit, and everyone loved them. Funny how...